Pets

[L I N K] “You know, that didn’t taste too good – hic, I don’t know why you keep trying to give me that.” Your head snaps left down at your dog, eyes wide. “Oh, shit – hic. Ummm, ARF – hic – ARF ARF!” “What. In. The. Fuck?!” You exclaim. “Okay – hic, secrets out….

No Harm

[L I N K] “EVERYONE DOWN!” BAM!  “THIS IS A ROBBERY! I WANT EVERYONE BY THE COUNTERS!” BAM! BAM! BAM!  Shots go off and everyone hit the floor. Susan drops to the floor and starts crawling towards the counters with everyone else in the bank. “HURRY UP!” The masked men start pushing people to get them…